DOCTOR GRIMES - TERRORBIRD 50 ML AROMA
DENSE SUGAR DOPING FOR THE HORNED CHAMPION
I advise you to stay away from the cage, my friend, and do not be fooled by the bright color, this bird is not decorative at all. This species was discovered in 1937 in Amazon forest, and being still a chick, it was already a meter in length, could fly 900 km/h and was able to breach even an armored vehicle. But it isn't the most interesting part. Nearby the bird there was a nest where human remains were found soaked in sour fruit and berry juice. After that the whole scientific expedition couldn't sleep for a couple of days. Fools, they thought that they could use the birdy in military purposes, and the juice that it collects, was supposed to keep energetic the whole company. But all these naive and greedy people are gone. I have the bird now.